I kind of disagree on that actually! I feel like Kylo primarily wore the mask to try and dehumanize himself; any time someone saw him without his mask or referred to him as Ben Solo he was embarrassed or annoyed because it reminded him he was a (weak) person instead of an emotionless Sith lord.

1) Robin Hood is not really historically accurate anyway, so what's one more change
2) The few times we've gotten historically authentic Robin Hood movies, they've been about as thrilling as watching paint dry

Robin: Look on the horizon, the sheriff's men approach!
Lil John: WHAT
Robin: I said the sherrif's men…
Lil John: WHAT
Robin: … Just follow me.
Lil John: OKAY

I can't help but agree. I'm usually a big fan of Obsidian's wordy RPGs, but there were many points in POE where I thought "okay, this section could've used more editing/less words" or "this plot point wasn't explained very well." There is actually some great writing within the game, it's just very inconsistent.

This sounds completely insufferable and narcissistic, so it's actually a perfect memoir for Billy Corgan.

"Dead or alive, you're cumming with me."

You're the gift that keeps on giving.

"That's no blockbuster movie… it's inflation."
"That's impossible, it's too big to be inflation"

"Why is the federal government trying to pass new laws? They should enforce the laws we have on the books already!"

Actually the script was apparently (very loosely) based on A Tale of Two Cities initially, so that point isn't as wrong as it sounds. It's still pretty dumb that they focused on that point though.

The flash adventure games they made on the Adult Swim website are actually really funny, so this has the potential to be pretty good.

I would put no amount of money on that bet since it's basically guaranteed to happen at some point.

That trailer was horrible too:

Probably because they're rich now, and also because Hank likes to dress up in weird outfits. Or maybe Shallow Gravy is going in a different artistic direction. Who knows?

That is actually a great question, it would probably reveal a lot about the interviewee.

It would help if Martin would break down and finally use a computer made with post Cold War levels of processing power.

I mean, the original series constantly joked about Mulder watching what appeared to be porn (but was actually videos about animal attacks or something) which is pretty hilarious in hindsight based upon Duchovny's later problems.

If Kyle Smith doesn't want to be judged based upon his appearance, he should quit acting (like a douchebag)

This is the correct decision, Lemmy was Motörhead and without him it wouldn't be the same. As much as I love GWAR I really wish they would have retired the band after Dave Brockie died, it's nowhere near as good without Oderus.

Trump is real creepy when talking about his daughter. On multiple occasions he's stated or implied that if they weren't related he would like to date and/or have sex with her; he's presumably joking but it's still weird and gross.