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For Our Consideration: The Star Wars Holiday Special Was A Work of Trancendant Genius (Because as Long as We're Trolling Our Readers We May as Well Go All the Way)

It's not fair! There was time now!

They should really pick another hill to die on, it's not worth it AV Club!

"You come across Ridley Scott at a movie studio."
"What's a Ridley Scott?"
"You know James Cameron? Same difference. He keeps making terrible screenplays. You could stop him if you helped him, but you aren't helping. Why aren't you helping?"

The black and white dissolves were eye-rollingly terrible, I have no idea what Sutter was trying with that but it didn't work at all.

KOTOR's story is actually pretty interesting if you try to remain neutral throughout the game. Malak even calls you out on it during your philosophical debate at the end of the game:

Yes I agree, I tried to replay it recently and trying to get through Taris as low levels again was no fun at all.

I'm pretty sure you need Force Dominate (maxed Force Persuade) do he doesn't have a choice, but yes it is possible and messed up.

I really disliked Mission, so that was honestly pretty satisfying.

It's really too bad there wasn't an option to let them both be blown up.

It seems like that's the excuse of every mass murderer in the Star Wars EU: "I wasn't really trying to opress and enslave all of you, I was just trying to prepare you for the true threat you didn't know existed, you fools!"

You have to scroll down to the bottom and click on the box that says comments before the next article. Then you have to curse whoever decided that was a good idea to be flung into the sun.

Even with the convenience of Roll20, real life scheduling is still the true bane of most Tabletop groups (especially if everyone lives in different timezones). Hopefully you can get your group back together soon.

I read somewhere that the cast was legitimately terrified of Tierney in real life due to how intimidating he was.

That does shed new light on the Plan 9 From Outer Space episode of Seinfeld. He probably would have done a decent job mocking terrible movies.

I'm sure Tommy would handle that subject with all the dignity and subtlety he is known for.

Figrin Dan is so overrated! Not only would he not have gotten anywhere without the Modal Nodes (which he downplayed in his biography), but he stole half his music from Max Rebo; don't give more attention to that untalented hack!

"Bullsey[ing] womp rats" is clearly just a euphemism for drug use! Anyway, the T-16 is just a ticket to allow kids to engage in immoral behavior. One minute you're letting your no good nephew use it it go pick up power converters, and before you know it he's cruising the desert with a dirty old man and an effeminate…

Does that make Yoda L Ron Hubbard?