I was at Jerry Garcia's funeral. I'm a nobody and when my ex and I arrived I was horrified to see photographers camped out across the street, using telephoto lenses, and photographing everyone who entered the church. I covered my face with my hands as a reflex, I guess. The next day the newspapers ran a close-up…

I've often thought that we as a society are getting to the point where eventually it will be mandated that we must wear helmets at all times. Even during sleeping! What if the ceiling collapsed on your head overnight?

I don't usually find unrepentant racists funny, but you made me laugh out loud. Thanks! Now whenever I remember that story I'll think of your punchline and mentally add a rimshot.

A True Story…

The only movie I've ever walked out of was "Out of Africa." What a snorefest.

When I was in middle school, our class had to endure the dumbest, most incompetent substitute teacher I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. She forced us to watch "Pride and Prejudice" (the 1940 version.) Not only was it totally over the heads of this classroom of 8th graders, but about halfway into the movie…

A Few Worthy Contenders/Documentary Division
The Who Live at the Isle of Wight
Let There Be Rock
Pink Floyd Live in Pompeii
The Last Waltz

I'm not crazy about Jenna, either. It seems like she's always trying too hard and it annoys me. Jane Krakowski is a good actress, though.

In Which I Reveal Myself…

Agreed on the Cornell show. That one is the Holy Grail for a lot of Deadheads.

Thanks, Lizzy. I reckon that's all you need to know.

My sources say "No."