Whoops! Misread that as "Skyler Watches Walt Jr Masturbating"

This used to be my handle. I just wanted to say-I'm currently re-reading Stigmata, and I completely take back the negative prose styling comment. I think I was deep into Pynchon when I wrote this, who makes everyone else seem like a shitty writer.

I have to keep reminding myself of that. It's actually really hard to keep track of the time watching the shows. I mean, the info's there if you pay attention, but I've been watching this show since 08 and I just can't bring myself to believe that it hasn't been 5 years.

Fuck you douchebag. Your shit isn't so profound or important that you need to post it multiple times to make sure it gets read.

Meh, I dunno. I read a Hitler biography last year and a Nixon one the year before. I don't necessarily think it's indicative of his character. Maybe that specific book is a hagiography or something, but on the basis of being interested in reading about one of our most consequential presidents (not a compliment, I hate…

I'm a hippy granola-eating liberal, and you know how many Nixon books (including Conrad Black's bio) I've read? I read a Hitler biography last year too. I'm going to add Dutch to my reading table, not because I'm a diehard Republican, or Reagan disciple, but because I'm an American, and for better or for worse…

Benefit of doubt: Hank is ignorant and doesn't know much about his own camera.

Don't forget Suits! Although I wouldn't consider that evil.

Skyler is the one with knockers.

This show has a 9 on IMDb???

I liked the accoutrements at first, but they're starting to feel like a crutch, and the novelty has worn off.

@avclub-ed218b475b8f4b935472c00b253db211:disqus Eh, what Walt et al have done is nowhere near the same ballpark as kleptomania. I don't think you have to be a fucking Mormon to be the moral center, where's the fun in that? And that makes it kind of funny, Marie is probably the best person out of all of these people…

I like actually seeing that it was made to order instead of scraped from a large pot that was sitting around. Granted, guacamole goes brown quickly even with citrus, so it's never going to be that old. And even someone with the palate of a cow's backside can tell good from bad guacamole.

You do want to express yourself, don't you?

@avclub-90248d0a98105fa534cf2b0696ddd12f:disqus No argument there. Heat is an amazing movie. But most directors aren't Michael Mann.

Yeah, I preordered this on Amazon (along with the new Pynchon and Lethem! Aren't I cool. I'm also worse than Stalin because I am single-handedly destroying bookstores) and it's been sitting on my desk the past few days. Decided to read for a change instead of passing out to television once again and I was impressed. I…

@avclub-90248d0a98105fa534cf2b0696ddd12f:disqus I dunno I guess I haven't developed a formal set of rules. I just feel like most long movies don't earn their running time-they're just bloated.

God, I forgot how much I hated the saccharine Apatow bullshit. And the bloating of American movies has to stop. I've become the douchebag in my friends circle who *refuses* to see a movie that's longer than two hours. With very few exceptions, it's the mark of a lazy director. Even Django was a great movie but too…

And as an extension of that thought, when I watch these movies, I actually want to hang out with Pegg/Frost et al, whereas I can't say the same for any Apatow troupe members except maybe Paul Rudd.

I know this is a mundane coincidence and three days after the fact, but I was also living in South Florida at the time (Miami) and saw Shaun under similar circumstances. I did not see it with my husband though, I was a junior in high school.