Nicki Minaj's red carpet getup was certainly attention-grabbing, but it was still nowhere near as outrageous as when Dan from the Black Keys showed up in that fucking egg.

Well, then how about a Sideshow Raheem?

The Screamapillar will be there, for closure.

George Burns was right - show business is a hideous bitch goddess.

I can't wait to move to Terre Haute and live in the "REAL WORLD"!

I'm just a guy enjoying a strawberry mojito on a Friday night, OK?

Will u let society define u by ur avatar??

Chad has short hair now!! Man, I'm old school.

Fuk the haters. Never giv up on ur dreams.

I think in the news crawl was 'Satan endorses Santorum' or something? Also, return of the news crawl!-although they still aren't allowed to label it with 'Fox News'.

Really good episode… J. Stewart Burns tends to be pretty consistent.

Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a
full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your
opponent with luxury.

Ezra Koenig will play a cat.

"Meow"

From here to Texas, girls call me sexist, 'Cause I airbrushed your breasts on the top of my Lexus.

I asked my grandma and she said that after the age of 32 people start considering nuts as candy. it's true!

And Mark Hoppus sounds like Kristin Chenoweth on sulfur hexafluoride.