I'm surprised if anyone is truly looking forward to a 24 movie. The entire premise, let alone the title itself, completely contradicts the conventions that would be necessarily imposed by doing a movie. Doesn't anyone remember the X-Files films? Anyone? The first film had the benefit of acting like a bridge between…

I agree with your points and I don't think anyone would consider Courtney a prize, especially after her stint on the show. I can't remember her name but the same thing happened to the nanny with the black eye… Michelle? She actually seemed like a fairly nice person but it was clear that she was edited into the…

Yeah, I'm surprised no one else has made mention of this. It ended up being the only interesting aspect of this season.Otherwise, I'm watching the show pretty passively. I'd rather be watching The Voice (thank you PVR!) but my wife is a fan and it's no fun to watch this kind of show without a running commentary about…

@avclub-af08cd66f82d1b9317433323b7c69320:disqus clearly you are out of touch with modern society. The Bachelor is an easy show to hate on because, well, it's total, utter crap. But it has redeeming qualities, too. Chris Harrison is like some sort of crazed deputy who will not tolerate anyone straying from the confines…

Actually, Viv, Courtney strongly exhibits characteristics of someone with Borderline Personality Disorder. That's not an official diagnosis but I have studied abnormal psychology enough to recognize the signs. People with this disorder tend to fabricate their reality to the point where they genuinely believe their own…

Zack Handlen and I share a memory regarding Eyes Wide Shut - mine was from university days. In my case, her brother picked her up after the movie ended. Without making too many assumptions, it very well might have been her boyfriend at the time. One year later I met my future wife and we've been together for almost 12…

The latent racism of that statement is appalling! White guy leaves his house and two black millionaires break-in… you could have at least mentioned Eddie Murphy instead of Will Smith.

The only way the revitalize the squid-eating scene is if the squid eats Josh Brolin.

Don't feel too bad, Wax Tom Cruise. My favorite film during my early years as a teen was Wayne's World. Which meant that I was predetermined to see Wayne's World 2 as not only good but in some ways better than the original.

"Break!" *clap*

Same here. I still listen to MBDTF and I don't skip the back end off Blame Game. "Yeezy taught me." That said, I skip all of the interlude stuff on every other West album.

The only person who knows how to stick to his guns is Phil Spector.

I think you mean he's a modern-day Natzsche. Yahtzee!

I tend not to like ghost-related horror films. I don't believe in them but the idea of ghosts creeps me the fuck out. But I did watch Insidious, through winced eyes and the cracks between my fingers, and thought it did some decently scary stuff. The spectre in the photos, the fucked up midget who jumped out of the…

I'm not quite clear on the outright hatred being directed at her, though. I wholeheartedly agree that her SNL gig was bad. But it comes nowhere near the fiasco that was Ashlee Simpson (remember her awkward dance?). I've seen other live performances by LDR and they seem fine, if not great. That said, I think there's…

I have three words for you. Yars. Re. Venge.

I can't even bring myself to read the article after seeing those pictures. Wow. Just wow.

If you makes you feel better, Keith has obviously written a review that screams B- all over it. The only real complaints that he has are the cheap scares (c'mon, this IS a haunted house movie) and the story unraveling at the end, which is pretty well common for most horror films. I say go and enjoy yourself.

Look at those glorious wrinkles! This is the face of a man who struggles with the idea that he will never make films like Blade Runner and Alien ever again. However, the glimmer of hope that rests betwixt his furrowed brow is the realization that he could direct considerable remakes of Blade Runner and Alien. Or, he…

@avclub-3a04d36f2c53226d9c27c607cea5e299:disqus I envisioned something wordless and nonchalant, like Dutch going to his freezer to get some fish for supper or something like that. Or maybe the scene could have included a door with a padlock (if you want to be subtle about it)…
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