It is indeed Travis Schuldt, who was also Keith Dudemeister on Scrubs and Soldier of Fortune when the Gang wrestles for the troops on It's Always Sunny. I'm really hoping he shows back up to whisk away Britta wearing jean shorts while the dean karaokes to "Kiss From a Rose" in the background.

Rose had several of those, god bless 'er, but I'm not sure they were ever real words, to be honest. It's also questionable how reliable a narrator Rose is sometimes, though a lot of her seemingly addlepated St. Olaf stories turned out to be true, incredibly enough.

"Semper fidelis tyrannosaurus!"

Don't you think that's a bit of an extreme suggestion for a guy on the Internet who writes reviews you don't like?

Jeffrey, we lost the tournament! *brandishes giant trophy*

Don't forget T-Rex!

Well, Stan assumed they were part of a terrorist sleeper cell and imprisoned them in his backyard, and even then, Francine and Linda regularly met to do jigsaw puzzles together. I kind of assumed that Francine was a little put off by Linda's obvious sexual attraction to her and sort of kept her distance after that.…

In the episode in which Stan disowns Roger and Roger only moves back in when he resolves to act nice until it nearly kills him, Francine bemoans that Roger made her buy him a Yorkie and then take it back when it wouldn't dance for him.

That's a great example. Also: "The Apology". Normal people would say, "Huh, Hanky didn't apologize to me despite the rude comment he made about my bulbous head. That's disappointing." George hunts him down, demands an apology, isn't satisfied with it, and berates Hanky into (presumably) drinking once again. It's…

Though I agree that George is a bit too cartoony towards the end of the series' run here, I'm not sure why the reviewer doesn't understand George's candy lineup or why he thinks the show doesn't make sense of it.