Lovitz gets a lifetime pass for The Critic.

Your satire was too good.

Your satire was too good.

And return prayer to schools!

And return prayer to schools!

Seriously! Have you ever seen dashcam footage of police officers firing at someone? Almost every time they empty their clip and either completely miss or hit their target like once.

Seriously! Have you ever seen dashcam footage of police officers firing at someone? Almost every time they empty their clip and either completely miss or hit their target like once.

I may have gone overboard there. My wife is a kindergarten teacher and I chaperone field trips on a semi-regular basis with her. So the thought of all this just makes me sick. Not that it wouldn't make me sick otherwise. 

I may have gone overboard there. My wife is a kindergarten teacher and I chaperone field trips on a semi-regular basis with her. So the thought of all this just makes me sick. Not that it wouldn't make me sick otherwise. 

Jesus, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I'm sorry to hear about your friend. A friend of mine was shot at a party when one of the assholes fighting outside randomly popped off a round through the window, hitting him in the arm.

Jesus, @avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus I'm sorry to hear about your friend. A friend of mine was shot at a party when one of the assholes fighting outside randomly popped off a round through the window, hitting him in the arm.

On Monday night (I think) The Daily Show had a great bit about it never being the right time to talk about gun control. I agree with TDS and you, @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus .

On Monday night (I think) The Daily Show had a great bit about it never being the right time to talk about gun control. I agree with TDS and you, @avclub-c1fe85b855c6d045b827f74a1e2c3fd7:disqus .

Worth watching to the last sentence.  "Whenever you have saturation coverage of shootings like these you can expect to have one or two more within a week."

Worth watching to the last sentence.  "Whenever you have saturation coverage of shootings like these you can expect to have one or two more within a week."

Yeah, but more children can outrun chairs than can outrun bullets.

Yeah, but more children can outrun chairs than can outrun bullets.

Um, sorry.  There, there now. *Big hug*

Um, sorry.  There, there now. *Big hug*

@avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus I'm sure he has an initial one as well.  If he's near his laptop I'm sure I'll see the facebook post soon.