"I gave him top-front."
"Lemon, that's your worst quadrant."

Wait, Ashton Kutcher made an enemy out of Demi Moore's vagina? Did they break up? I know I should just google it, but I don't care enough.

I, too, love Jack Black. I also saw Tenacious D with Weezer and Jimmy Eat World and agree that that was an awesome show as well. Actually, I also saw The D with The Strokes. Another fine show that was.

I heard that not only does he hit all of the elevator buttons, but that he takes the elevator when he's only going one floor.

Glee-rific!
I live one neighborhood over from the Castro in San Francisco. This semester I found myself waiting at a bus stop in the Castro on whichever night Glee airs (Tuesday?) most weeks. Anyway, Glee would be playing in about 2/3 of the gay bars and it looked like Mari Gras in there.

Fluttershy always brightens my day.