I would just want to know why he had that white thing in the corner of this mouth, i would of figured it was one of those cotton rolls dentists put in your mouth leading me believe it's sort of one of those "after dentist" videos, then i watch the clip and see its evidently chewing gum. Magic is dead.

That would be some Hot Skitty On Wailord Action there dude and it's not like he can use his little finger to do the job and it would appear an orgasm is not necessary to achieve power removal.

In the previous episode's comments i put forth the idea that it would be the probation worker who was that guy what with him being more or less a closet case and all, well it turns out i got a half strike in the wrong lane.

"…Pratt could just flash his newly sculpted physique at the dinosaurs, causing them to retreat back to their island home and shame-eat a few goats."

Niiicccce…

He was probably looking at buffalo wings and misunderstandings ensue.

Correction John Hodgman is played by the aliens.

You jest, possibly, but that actually makes an alarming amount of sense…

IN FACT NO ONE PREDICTED THAT, ONE BIG MISCONCEPTION INDEED, WE ALL KNEW THE EARF WAS ROUND! I AM JUST MAKING THIS SPEECH ON THE FLY YA KNOW, DRAWING FROM OTHERS, REALLY NOT GOOD THAT GOOD OF A PRESIDENT I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED BY NOW. I'M A FIGHTER PILOT, BELONG IN THE SKIES…

Well i can't speak for the last two other than bitterness and deep rooted issues, but apparently he does come from a line of paranormal investigators so he's always believed in that sort of thing.

Hey that President declared it, everyone cheered so THANKS…WHITMORE!

Alternatively Aliens vs Mac Day.

The 4th of July is no longer an American holiday, instead celebrated the world over?

Pretty sure "CEASE AND DESIST!" is also a lyric, i'd like to confirm that but doing so might make me complicit in illegal activities.

Another way of looking at it which could be a plus…i guess, staffers at Vanity Fair probably read the AV Club newswire.

What happened to Jonathan Silverman?

They heard the spoken words from the tv and they must obey: "The holidays are coming, The holidays are coming, The holidays are coming, The holidays are coming…tis the season…somethings coming…coming to your town…it's always the real thing….it's always coco-cola!…"

"…leave it as something that was never said, something wonderful…"

Wrong Edward, think Balls instead.

Makes sense since it did come via a force from above.