Bart, Die.

Here's a golden opportunity to bring in Fornicus - Lord of Bondage and Pain or else what's the point?

Yeah and if you look closely at the guy one the left, the name on his ID Badge appears to read "B. Macklin".

Well you might have to show some leeway should they announce Fergie as say I don't know Stacy.

Not looking forward to his take on Tossed Salad thank you very much…

Yeah! Bitch!

I'm reading minus 3 and minus 1.

Essentially something along the lines of this https://www.youtube.com/wat… right?

And thus the damaging consequences of DADT can still be felt today.

Yep one side is cold and hard, he kinda gets under the skin and has hidden depths, the other is a virgin with a sense of wonder and adventure, she the type to throw caution to the wind yet while she may appear tough she's actually fragile - also possibly a smoker. These two star crossed lovers will meet across the…

Pretty sure Orphan Black is already an ("edgy, darker") adaptation of Little Women.

Unfortunately should such a maniac arise he/she will probably be waved off as some Anonymous prankster.

I believe Toothless would take issue with that sentiment.

I could totally see them getting together for chips and dips; Dracula plays the host, Wolfman as the dj with Hyde/Jekyll busting a move, Frankenstein monster provides the lights/power, mummy…takes the coats.

3 weeks later…

Heheh irony and/or Dirty!, anyway i suppose the next hurdle would be seeing if that character is available then again i imagine some enterprising lot out there does custom jobs - again Dirty!.

Which character though?

That just shows you were in da Nile.

So i imagine the pitch must been "It's Disney's Aladdin…with sexy results".

Try Machete and pre web of intrigue Lindsay Lohan as original nun though she wasn't technically a nun in the movie, touched by the "saviour" perhaps…