How many more Star Wars jokes can there be?

That clip wasn't too bad, I probably would have watched.

That clip wasn't too bad, I probably would have watched.

Wait, was that a real thing?

Wait, was that a real thing?

Well now my hopes are dashed.

Well now my hopes are dashed.

Okay, my hopes are up!

Okay, my hopes are up!

I knew this a few days ago because I actually "Like" Hot Pockets on Facebook. There is nothing about that statement isn't horribly depressing.

I knew this a few days ago because I actually "Like" Hot Pockets on Facebook. There is nothing about that statement isn't horribly depressing.

Aw man, I want that!

Aw man, I want that!

I had a huge collection of Mad and Cracked Magazines that I must have lost during some move as a kid, wish I still had those because I remember them being funny and rereadable. Also, and I know this is going to get laughed at, my collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls. I must of had 50, my mom would buy them for me…

I had a huge collection of Mad and Cracked Magazines that I must have lost during some move as a kid, wish I still had those because I remember them being funny and rereadable. Also, and I know this is going to get laughed at, my collection of Cabbage Patch Kids dolls. I must of had 50, my mom would buy them for me…

I need to start telling the story your way, it sounds more exciting than just ovarian cysts.

I need to start telling the story your way, it sounds more exciting than just ovarian cysts.

A friend and I were supposed to go to that show, I was recovering from having an ovary removed few days ago, I might of been having a better time.

A friend and I were supposed to go to that show, I was recovering from having an ovary removed few days ago, I might of been having a better time.

I'm with you, I don't remember it being that awful, I don't skip it if I'm doing a X-Files series run down.