"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!"

"You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!"

A donut hamburger was a real thing that happened and not an exaggerated joke? There's never a bottom.

A donut hamburger was a real thing that happened and not an exaggerated joke? There's never a bottom.

"I'd like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you know what I mean."

"I'd like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you know what I mean."

I'm with you, I like them too but I just can't get behind Gold on the Ceiling. Saw them live last week and was still annoyed by Gold On the Ceiling.

I'm with you, I like them too but I just can't get behind Gold on the Ceiling. Saw them live last week and was still annoyed by Gold On the Ceiling.

Wow, Airborne is on that list, I really thought that was something I just imagined.

Wow, Airborne is on that list, I really thought that was something I just imagined.

Yes, there was an anti-drug rap, they performed it at a concert hosted by Pauly Shore in full "Weasel" mode. Who knows why I have that committed to memory.

Yes, there was an anti-drug rap, they performed it at a concert hosted by Pauly Shore in full "Weasel" mode. Who knows why I have that committed to memory.

From what I read yes, he ties her up once, and spanks her twice and that's about it. They just have lots of sex in which he threatens to be dominant but never follows through. And much less controversial than Secretary.

From what I read yes, he ties her up once, and spanks her twice and that's about it. They just have lots of sex in which he threatens to be dominant but never follows through. And much less controversial than Secretary.

I've read the first book and for the most part they have very plain sex, he claims to be a dominant but she's just so magical, special, wonderful that he's willing to put those needs aside. Maybe they take it up a notch in the next book, but I'm not reading that horrible writing to find out.

I've read the first book and for the most part they have very plain sex, he claims to be a dominant but she's just so magical, special, wonderful that he's willing to put those needs aside. Maybe they take it up a notch in the next book, but I'm not reading that horrible writing to find out.

Also that McDonald's commercial that ripped off Phoenix's Lisztomania. It didn't work ad people! When I hear Lisztomania, I never think of a fresh cup of coffee, tasty egg on an English muffin and hash brown. Never!
http://youtu.be/9uKPlgbO5Z8

Also that McDonald's commercial that ripped off Phoenix's Lisztomania. It didn't work ad people! When I hear Lisztomania, I never think of a fresh cup of coffee, tasty egg on an English muffin and hash brown. Never!
http://youtu.be/9uKPlgbO5Z8

"Jefferson, take a picture!"
"Yes, Captain, I mean Fonzie, I mean Al."

I'd go with Dick in a Box because it also can be a lovely holiday song about giving.