We lost Danny the same episode we met him.

You bastard
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Why you selfish little bastards! Do you want the kids to think that Santa's just a crummy empty handed jerk?! Then shut your yaps and back to work!

Now I know the actual lyrics

He can come if he agrees to live in one of our vast merciless deserts

Well he was paying a shitload in taxes as a non citizen apparently. That's a good reason

It would also help if either the monologue or keep it 100 segments made way

Raping duke? That doesn't sound good

He said "you shouldn't step down" and the president said "I'll show you Frank… HA HA! I resign"

His medical research really took a backseat once the whole TV show thing kicked off.

He clearly was speaking for himself.

This world is brutalizing me…

Yeah! We need to start getting news from REAL journalists. Like Brian Williams!

Oprah didn't have to be funny. We all know women aren't funny dude. Seriously just compare your nagging girlfriend to Dane Cook and it'll be pretty clear.

Is he the new guy from South Africa whose name I've not learned?

Dear god no. If there was ever an appropriate time for a darkest timeline joke, this is it

but it didn't terrorize my heart

The DIckfarmers at Monsanto. Providing America with high quality American grown dicks since 1897.

Is it as good as That's My Bush?

The thing just kept going and going over the break before the 4th season, which was then extended to last an even longer time. It would have been my pick for most comments (AV club loved community something fierce at that time)