Flo from Progressive.

Flo from Progressive.

Key party! I'll bring the fish bowl.

Where should I send your restraining order application?

I had a roommate that had a Mexican mom and a white daddy. His name was Hugh Grant. He looked straight up Mexican though so it was always fun introducing him to people. Especially because we were living in the LA area.

Quick, get me his non-union Mexican equivalent.

Yeah , me too. My parents thought I was nuts for doing so.

But Anne Hathaway's vagina is all up in it.

The Shoreline Theater is no where even close to San Francisco. It's in Mountain View. I would go see the show but this venues acoustics straight up suck.

Hate-fucks are fascinating. Definitely Flo from progressive and possibly Kourtney Kardashian.

So which one is the know-it-all? Your mum or your pops?

you might like this link….oh the memories!

One of my favorite Charlie episodes. He went balls out for that one.

I got the day off, its raining…I feel the need to make some chile verde.

I imagine that having sex with Kelly Ripa would be like banging E.T. after little Drew dressed him up as a girl. That makes me wonder who would make stranger sounds in the sack. Which then makes me feel sick that I actually imagined having sex with Kelly Ripa. *sigh* What have I become?

Can we talk about Anne Hathaway's vagina instead?

WELCOME!

I want to share this with you…when I am super stressed or even depressed I watch and listen to this. It can both bring me down or take me up. Give it a shot.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

fuck yeah for the Chemical Brothers

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