Not to nit-pick here, but I think it still counts as molestation even if all you did was blow him.

Sounds like they are living the American Dream: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Huge Penis.

Sounds like they are living the American Dream: Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Huge Penis.

I was channel surfing and stopped on a scene about 1/2 way through where Liz and Dick are trying to figure out if they should have one or two suites while staying in London. They kissed briefly and all could do was wonder if she had to submit blood work to prove that she is not carrying any diseases.

I was channel surfing and stopped on a scene about 1/2 way through where Liz and Dick are trying to figure out if they should have one or two suites while staying in London. They kissed briefly and all could do was wonder if she had to submit blood work to prove that she is not carrying any diseases.

Oh, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus you had me in stitches again…that voice.

Oh, @avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus you had me in stitches again…that voice.

I agree with you and attempted to post direct quotes from an infamous Mike Tyson press conference. The one where he expressed his desire to repeatedly introduce his phallus to the chocolate mancave of a reporter until he became over enamored with said repeated thrusting.
However, I was put into moderation for the first…

I agree with you and attempted to post direct quotes from an infamous Mike Tyson press conference. The one where he expressed his desire to repeatedly introduce his phallus to the chocolate mancave of a reporter until he became over enamored with said repeated thrusting.
However, I was put into moderation for the first…

Yeah man, I saw in several other websites that she is regarded as one of the funniest   Twitturds out there. I had to see what all the hub-bub was all about and here is some of her brilliance. Caution: hilarity ensues.

Yeah man, I saw in several other websites that she is regarded as one of the funniest   Twitturds out there. I had to see what all the hub-bub was all about and here is some of her brilliance. Caution: hilarity ensues.

Because deep down inside  he knows what you are capable of.

Because deep down inside  he knows what you are capable of.

Because they wonder how you know all these guys with midget dicks.

Because they wonder how you know all these guys with midget dicks.

Are you familiar with the "Tower of Power?"

Are you familiar with the "Tower of Power?"

You're making me want to go to Weinerschniztel and get the corndog/ chilidog combo…with chili fries…and mustard

You're making me want to go to Weinerschniztel and get the corndog/ chilidog combo…with chili fries…and mustard

It was kinda more like torture for me. I ordered a pizza.