Don't blame me. I voted for Andy Dick.

Ever heard of Zima?

Ever heard of Zima?

What got me to listen to the Carolla show on KLSX was Teresa Strasser. It took a long time, but, I almost  like Alison just as much. There is something to be said for a brilliant female foil. I miss Teresa.

What got me to listen to the Carolla show on KLSX was Teresa Strasser. It took a long time, but, I almost  like Alison just as much. There is something to be said for a brilliant female foil. I miss Teresa.

"I thought they smelled bad…on the outside."

"I thought they smelled bad…on the outside."

Y'all do, it's called the Fox News Channel. Bunch of whities acting and talking all crazy keeps us darkies highly entertained.

Y'all do, it's called the Fox News Channel. Bunch of whities acting and talking all crazy keeps us darkies highly entertained.

Bald Bryan?

Bald Bryan?

Soon, the Space Coyote will appear. Follow him. Trust me.

Soon, the Space Coyote will appear. Follow him. Trust me.

I beg to differ, AC's car collection is phenomenal. I think in Hollywood, only Leno's is ahead of his.

I beg to differ, AC's car collection is phenomenal. I think in Hollywood, only Leno's is ahead of his.

What kind of hell hole did you grow up in? That childhood home of his is a piece of shit.

What kind of hell hole did you grow up in? That childhood home of his is a piece of shit.

You sure seem to listen to him a lot for someone that hates him so.

You sure seem to listen to him a lot for someone that hates him so.

Commercial microwaves can take metal too.