This just in, some people on Twitter outraged over thing; others on Twitter acting like hipsters; many, many, many more have no idea what anyone is talking about.

Why would you want your information with commentary at all? That's the thing about information, it informs. It is facts. It is an unbiased, unleading statement of what is.

God, Tom Arnold was the worst. And I don't know why the show was so apparently enameled with him. That was embarrassing, even for this.

But, I mean, nobody would click on an article titled "We Don't Really Know What's Going On, So Let's Just Reserve Judgment For Now".

io9 wrote a story about it, AC Club just wanted to be popular, gosh. It's like you don't understand this site at all! Univision always loved you best!

I always get nature documentaries on mute when I go to the dentist. Planet Earth, mostly. Which is wonderful and relaxing, right up til the moment something eats something else.

"Things That Are Perky" was a Family Feud-level "we really want you to say boobies" category.

It seemed pretty much like an hour long Gong Show, for better/worse. The host, whoever he was, was surprisingly tolerable. The judges (Will Arnett, Ken Jeong, and Zack Galifianakis) were…fine, considering this was Gong and not an actual talent competition. ZG gave out perfect 10s like they were going out of style;…

You'’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise. It's crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’'t, not…

…it's tomorrow, isn't it?

I got the impression he thought he was on Wheel Of Fortune, and needed to enunciate every part of an answer very crisply and clearly.

Once upon a time, yes.

It sure would have been.

"You don't even know what you like; trust us, we'll show you what you like."

Objection objection!

I mean, at least they copyedit something around here, I guess. Silver linings.

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