South African.  I share an office with someone from SA, and listening to her talk is a highlight of my day.  (I have a very dull job, most of the time.)

South African.  I share an office with someone from SA, and listening to her talk is a highlight of my day.  (I have a very dull job, most of the time.)

Harangued? 

Harangued? 

walks into a casino?

walks into a casino?

Does watching something with your significant other count?  Because in that case, about twelve different reality shows.

Does watching something with your significant other count?  Because in that case, about twelve different reality shows.

What's the meaning of life?

What's the meaning of life?

Hawk.  I can't stand flying, but I can't swim, either, so I'm kind of boned.  (I'm assuming the animal we turn into would have those innate powers, I'm just saying.)  At least hawks can land.

Hawk.  I can't stand flying, but I can't swim, either, so I'm kind of boned.  (I'm assuming the animal we turn into would have those innate powers, I'm just saying.)  At least hawks can land.

I like this idea.  We should so set up a pool.  I call October 8, 2:15 am.

I like this idea.  We should so set up a pool.  I call October 8, 2:15 am.

What's wrong with being silly?  I think it's kind of great that we have this place to come, and post pretty much anything, without fear of mockery or bear attacks.  (The sentence needed an "or" clause, and I couldn't think of anything logical.  Anyway.)  I think we've carved out a little piece of the internet for…

What's wrong with being silly?  I think it's kind of great that we have this place to come, and post pretty much anything, without fear of mockery or bear attacks.  (The sentence needed an "or" clause, and I couldn't think of anything logical.  Anyway.)  I think we've carved out a little piece of the internet for…

I stand by the decisions.  Rationales are for cowards.

I stand by the decisions.  Rationales are for cowards.

Having lurked in the background of this thread, and having read the questions and responses of others, I choose the Ryan Murphy assistant job. 

Having lurked in the background of this thread, and having read the questions and responses of others, I choose the Ryan Murphy assistant job.