Condescending Donatello?

Why is James Blake taking up valuable internet space when there is a Dawes album to review?

This was all I could find. Apparently, he's not involved at all.

As a lover of cake, I have to agree with half of this statement.

Season five? You're quite the optimistic one, Todd.

I must buy this book. I've been lured in by the siren song of DC Pierson's swooping bangs.

Myriad is an adjective, so you would say "myriad circumstances," not "a myriad of circumstances."

Is it going to underwhelm as much as Goblin? Only time will tell!

Yes. Scandinavian black metal — who would've thought?

Marah's description of Matt Costa's new album just proves she didn't actually listen to it.

Forget this crappy movie. Where is my Hansel & Gretel review?

I love that the ad for this story is for Total Blackout. Sweet, sweet synergy.

Have you listened to anything off Heathen? I'd say he's been in an emotionally direct phase since at least then, and even before that with Hours.

Based on that image, is the AV Club is now a shill for Punk'd? Will this become the new Dawes?

Based on that image, is the AV Club is now a shill for Punk'd? Will this become the new Dawes?

The questionably ethnic guy sitting down has obviously never held a gun before.

The questionably ethnic guy sitting down has obviously never held a gun before.

I can't figure out if this album is striving to be Bruce Springsteen or striving to make fun of him. I'm hoping for the latter but think it's the former, and they just aren't talented enough musicians to pull it off.

I can't figure out if this album is striving to be Bruce Springsteen or striving to make fun of him. I'm hoping for the latter but think it's the former, and they just aren't talented enough musicians to pull it off.

Alex Clare! That's the name of the person who made that awful, piece-of-shit dubstep song that I can't escape. Now, I finally have a name to curse with my every waking breath Hahahahaha!!!!!!