Well, then, watch the show.

But we already know what's going on in his head: smooth piano numbers.

It always comes back to The Net, doesn't it?

Mythology v. Funny stuff
Donna,

BURN!

Put me down as someone who loves the show but doesn't care about the meta narrative. I would be much happier if they would have ditched that idea around Season 3 or so.

Insert requisite comment about Chuck's third season…
…which also happens to be available on DVD today!!!

Shut your face. Fear Street was for young adults who saw through the bullshit weak scares of Goosebumps.

My only experience with Glee consists of two minutes I watched last night, so…

I also know The White album came out after Revolver, but it still sounds like the rough sketches of a great album.

I disagree!
Andre 3000 was not the mad genius behind Outkast. Go back and listen to Speakerboxxx, and tell me it doesn't blow The Love Below out of the water. The Love Below was The White Album, beautifully flawed and but a portent to future greatness, and Speakerboxxx is Revolver, practically perfect in every way.

Wait, which 30 Seconds to Mars video are you talking about, because that sounds like all of them.

Disappointed Lady GaGa didn't take home 9 awards
Still can't believe she lost the Best Male Video category. Figured she was a shoe-in…

Silly Mr. Heisler. The internet is not on computers anymore. It's on phones, millions and millions of phones that cast a dead, blue glow on the facades of their drooling users. Come, join us, in a place where the world exists in a 2x3 inch screen!

It's like a Where's Waldo
Is that Craig Robinson standing to Tupac's left?

It was a logical short-cut. I can't even remember how the comic book explained how he came to the conclusion he needed to make webs.

Yes, but since this is our Labor Day, I'm going to watch the American remake of Solaris. And then weep, because I'm never going to get that two hours of my life back.

"…the thumping triumph of last year's Now We Can See…"
I've never heard an album that dealt almost exclusively with death described as having "thumping triumph."

Black Eyed Peas
Roughly once a month, I come across Behind The Front, and I just can't bring myself to throw it away. Their first two albums showed so much promise. And Wil.i.am is actually a talented MC. Does anyone remember that short-lived show on MTV2 where he just freestyled in between hip hop videos with Travis…

Agreed. Even the gap between As The Eternal Cowboy and Searching For A Former Clarity is massive. And from that to New Wave is even worse. Though I am kind of liking their new album, which may be because I've been listening to a lot of Hold Steady lately.