More like WaterBORED to Death, amirite?

More like WaterBORED to Death, amirite?

[[ jazz flute solo, ending with the riff from "aqualung" ]]

thought you were pretty cute in Ghost World, bro

I still find Franzen readable, but definitely more unpleasant as you say.  "Freedom" took a while to get through, and not just b/c of length.  And I'm not so sure Franzen is sick of comparisons with DFW — seems like he brings them up himself, mentioning his old friend "Dave" in interviews and whatnot.  Still, as…

It jumped up a notch.

I just want my kids back!

@avclub-12a6b31534819f646bd9bf5e8a99756d:disqus "Shit My Shit McFuckenstein Says," Thursdays on CBS this summer.

spread out the dicks!

Watch out for your cornhole, bud.

…. OF COCK

i like zee best.  but i also likes savings zee money.

sorry, 19. is PantserAIDS

prince OWNED

"Got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing!"

Night Court!!  Best theme song ever.

i did see Avatar, and i thought there were way too many dick jokes in that, too

i'd like to steal half of her cake.  
wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more…

i went to see Sack Lunch instead

don't be fatuous, jeffrey