I'm not suggesting that there are no concerns to be had when it comes to China, but U.S. policy towards China has been remarkably consistent since 1972. Yet Steve Fucking Bannon expects me to believe that we've been doing it wrong for 45 years, and he has the answers?

Lee was an honorable man when it came to military affairs. Completely misguided away from the battlefield, of course.

No reputable lawyer would agree to take him on as a client, so he's surrounded himself with hucksters like Jay Sekulow who's only in it to get his face on TV free of charge.

It's clowns all the way down.

He seems to think of himself as some sort of cultural anthropologist: studying white supremacists and using what he's learned to manipulate them, but still not actually a part of them.

I just realized that I can now genuinely claim to be friends with a judge - a woman I've known for about 15 years was recently elected. Get Out of Jury Duty Free Card!

I believe that they were following the advice of their legal counsel, which was, "don't do anything to incite a lawsuit against you unless you're sure in advance that you'll win."

I did Nazi this coming.

I used to play in a big band which went on tour a lot. The bus never pulled away until the leader had taken a head count. The only time there was a problem was when he kept counting himself twice.

*schadenfreudgasm*

We're gonna wake up Hicks, that's what we're gonna do.

Getting into fights over semantics. Great.

Gasoline does evaporate quickly, which is also what makes it explosive. You need to move those shoes outside before they start a fire.

Trump knows that men like Kelly will do what's asked of them out of a sense of duty to the country. That sense of duty can be easily abused, however, and this is what it looks like.

Not until the moment he becomes minority leader.

Huzzah! I shall pour myself a ginger ale in your honor.

Write a letter to the editor lauding them for their accurate coverage, and encouraging them to avoid the temptation to repeat terrorist propaganda.

Thanks… I think?

Official ACLU statement:

But I'm also perfectly capable of lying my ass off during jury selection.