I realize that David Duke and those who think as he does really don't give a shit about facts or logic, but the idea that "the media is able to bully the President of the United States" is worthy of a spit take.

GOOD NEWS: Paul Ryan has a challenger in the GOP primary for his House seat.

I need a vacation.

I've had similar uncomfortable conversations with relatives which felt like an intervention. Like the time I had to explain that if all you know about Black Lives Matter is what you've heard Rudy Giuliani say about it, then you don't actually know anything about it.

Score One for the Good Guys

"… a few news cycles ago…"

These guys aren't just lounging on the couch pounding hate speech into their laptops. They actually crossed state lines to show up in person wielding clubs and shields and engage in acts of terrorism.

The recipe isn't fixed; they'll switch between palm oil, coconut oil, etc., according to which is cheapest on the market that week. So a lot of effort has to go into making sure that every jar tastes exactly like the oversalted orange goo customers know and love.

"Nobody ever helped me while I was collecting unemployment!"

"We're just out here with clubs and shields to peacefully protest the removal of these statues devoted to the leaders of an armed rebellion and founders of a terrorist organization. Why's everyone making such a big deal out of it?"

I'm only spotting one curve - could you maybe highlight the rest?

Won't someone stand up for the rights of terrorists?

Why don't these übermenschen simply invent an alternative for the internet, so they don't have to depend on anyone else? They could call it the "shithead-net."

Definitely not second hand, but he clearly refuses to enlist the services of either a tailor nor a dry cleaner.

I actually find some degree of satisfaction to be found in the fact that forevermore I get to call The Unpredisented soft on terror.

That's enough, Donnie, you can stop now.

*Sigh*

Donald Trump is so childish…

And a dog. Dogs are funny.

Except for all the times they didn't. It's not difficult to find photos of lynchings with dozens of people standing by the victim, posing for the camera, clearly proud of themselves.