The exception, of course, being Kal Penn, who is just not working in this show somehow.

You're

Haha! Thanks for making the normally boring predictions posts a joy to read.

I liked this episode a lot, actually, but that might just be because I watched it at double-speed. I noticed the concussion-logic, particularly the dark hallway scene—why tell us, over and over, that it's important who is with who, and then not give us a chance to keep track?—but overall, I didn't have time to be…

With this guy as Holmes: http://i.imgur.com/wAsf9.jpg

You could try writing fun criticism. You know, with jokes in.

Really? Not sure I agree, @avclub-90a5da808b7409c044aac94d490e7f0d:disqus

Villains and fruit are a pretty common pairing in media. Off the top of my head, I can think of Badger's orange peeling contraption (Firefly), the Steward of Gondor (I think) eating some kind of red seedy berry (Lord of the Rings films), and of course the serpent with the forbidden fruit (Old Testament). Maybe someone…

Benedict Cumberbatch also plays Sherlock Holmes in the wonderful BBC series Sherlock (from Steven Moffat). Check it out, he's a wonderful actor.

I agree with Stone Cold Stephen F Austin. Prof. Troll needs to become an avclub recurring character.

Mike Oxmall wins. I don't know what this game is, but he wins.

WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
WITH A GREAT BIG HUG AND …wait, what?

REM … copying the Byrds? Whaaaaaaat?

Interesting that you you say that—as an American myself, it was John Barrowman's *American* accent that bothered me the most. I was shocked to find that he'd actually lived in the U.S. for a significant amount of time.

Buffy? Was Matt Bomer ever on that show? I was thinking more Tru Calling. (adolescent <3)