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and no one has said anything about what assholes you all are? Jesus, you all suck. How many times do I have to realize this before I finally stop reading internet comment boards? I hate you all.

You could have just gotten a $250 suit and given me $1250, asshole.

Tricky
This doesn't come on until tomorrow.

This show seems not very good.
I'd never heard of this show until the Lost countdown clock, and then I had it on in the background. It looks really boring and terrible. I pity you, David Sims.

It's bad form to criticize grammar in the TV Club and the blogs. It's not supposed to be great writing. It's just supposed to be everyone having fun and talking about stuff . Save that shit for the features and reviews.

He's a guy who sings grandma-friendly pop music, and it's not nearly as charming as that sounds.

who should still suck Mama's breast.

Baby faces . . .

Hey, there's actually a surprisingly large number of old people here. I guess I can keep reading this site for a couple more years.

Check it out
What are you saying?
What are you playing?
Who are you obeying?
Day out day in?
Baby, baby, baby, baby
That stuff is driving me crazy
DJs communicate to the masses
Sex and violent classes
Now our children grow up prisoners
All their lives RADIO LISTENERS!!!

I forgot to say '81.

How are you little shits old enough to type? And what the fuck are you doing up at this hour?

HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS THING I GOT IT'S CALLED A SALAD SPINNER YOU PULL A CORD AND IT DRIES YOUR SPINACH

I could probably post this anywhere, because it seems to get mentioned by everyone, but I'm really not with you guys on the whole "not recognizing the characters" thing. I've had difficulty distinguishing the characters in practically every war movie I've ever seen (BoB and GK being huge offenders in this category,…

I think I missed some detail at around the :55 mark, because I couldn't make sense of anything that happened after that.

They're not gerunds. A gerund is a present-participle verb used as a noun—for example, "I like fishing." The -ing words in the movie titles are present participles used as adjectives applying to the unmentioned subject.

Yeah, those are terrible, too.

Verbing Name movies
I know this has been done to death in the comments here (partially my fault), but this is the first thing that comes to mind. I'll never see one of those goddamn verbing-name movies. Also, I've been seeing a lot of verbing-name articles online lately. Fuck them.

Oh yeah.
THAT'S why I hate internet comment sections. Thanks for the reminder, guys.

Thus is already an adverb.
Thusly is a needless variant.