Absolutely. He's a kind and gentle mother hen who is loyal, a whiz at numbers and can satisfy the ladies. Why doesn't this person exist in real life?

Awww.

I hope I get an beta invite from Jared.

This diatribe is so good. I don't think they can ever top it.

"I don't usually troll on deaths…" Yet here you are.

Understood. At this age, there are a lot of real life things to take care of and pop culture (or large areas of it) fall by the wayside.

I'm 41. I have all his albums. I'm not sure what that says about either of us.

I would definitely sleep with Jared. I bet he's tender and caring in bed. Totally makes up for being awakened in the middle of the night by his night terrors and screaming in German.

I'll allow it, but watch yourself counselor.

Why don't you ask them? You can tweet them or post on their FB page.

Sunscreen, sunscreen, sunscreen. Every day.

I say again, Fuck you 2016.

I don't even get this reference and I want this to happen. Janelle Monae should be in all things.

Yes. I'm trying to remember if it was season 3 or 4. It's never explicitly acknowledged by either of them, but based on their dialogue (very chummy and then suddenly very terse) the other characters figure it out.

…

I know I do.

God, I hope they get back together.

There are black people with red hair.

I thought she looked a lot like Sophia Petrillo.

Que the fuck?