I actually beat him by like an hour.  But not in writing.  Just in my mind.

SETH HOLT!!!

I actually saw that movie before it came out in theaters on VHS (I worked at a film studio), and not only did I not have any of the information about it being 100% fake, but the version I had didn't have the exposition about the guy standing in the corner, so when I came to that scene, I had no idea what the fuck was…

I assume she was actually referring to the far superior, more nuanced sequel: Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants II: Pants on Fire

I'm pulling my pop-culture references from the 70's, so yeah, I don't think I can be counted on to judge the relative hipness of the Decemberists.

Is it fake?  Maybe. But if it is, then aren't you questioning the whole concept of documentaries?  And if documentaries as a genre are fake, then isn't this an indictment of Hollywood in general?  I put it to you, Bruiser Brody - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you…

"It's like The Decemberists meets Wild Horses" reminded me of a Todd Barry joke, where this band manager said her band sounded like "Buddy Holly meets Green Day meets Weezer."

If I'm 10 years older than your son, and 34 years older than your grandson, and you're 63, how long will it take for the train to get from New York to Philadelphia.  ANSWER NOW!

I like that Amber's advice on leg touching and such was irrelevant because they were standing up.  So Drew went right into Phase 2.  It's never how she tells you it's gonna be.  You gotta improvise.  Good work, Drew, you hopeless dork.

It cost like $30 million to make, another $5 million to market, and it made $40 million+.  It's not blowing the world away, but it's certainly not a bomb, and it'll do well on video.

Fallen in the sense that he's been a spectacularly unsuccessful movie star from a financial point of view.  Year One, Youth in Revolt, Nick and Nora's, Scott Pilgrim, that awful film with his ex-girlfriend - films that he headlined - all tanked.  You can point to Juno, but he was a supporting player.  He hasn't made a…

Too late, bitches.  You need to be quicker on your feet.  You're the poor man's Jimmy Cokes.

I assume that Michael Cera has fallen far enough that he is now the poor man's Jesse Eisenberg, rather than the other way around, so he'd be starring.

How about The Third Man?  That last shot is gorgeous and brutal.

When Sean Penn is throwing you under the bus for being too obtuse…
It's time to rethink your film. Or at the very least re-think Thin Red Line retroactively.

No one's going to point out that…
Cy-Kill was the leader of the Renegades, not a Guardian!?! That's Go-Bots 101. COME ON!

Dear Zachary wins it for me, because it punches you in the face, then just as you're sort of coming to terms with being punched in the face, it kicks you right in the balls. Absolutely brutal. I was out and out bawling, like I've never done outside of funerals.

Omar on Community?
Makes me sick, motherfucker, how far we done fell.

No one wanted Robert to be king either and he was still 3D. People don't want him to be king because he's humorless and stubborn and unlikable. That doesn't mean he doesn't have motivations and dreams and such… I thought the added Robert scenes gave me some of that.

*Spoilers*