This this this this this.

Ah, it didn't come across in text, perhaps, but my tongue was planted firmly in my cheek when I said that (hence the "I kid" in the second paragraph).

I mean, The Raid 2 is just sitting out there ready to be ripped off the way they ripped off The Raid for the first movie.

Wow, I sure am glad someone put actual time and resources into this. It really tells us something profound about American politics and is in no way a totally masturbatory enterprise on the part of a society that has way too much time on its collective hands.

What a monster musician.
What a monster songwriter.
What a monster performer.
What a monster artist.

I hope this movie does well so we can finally get the Battle Beyond the Stars remake we so richly deserve.

That is exactly the point of this feature, and the self-congratulatory nature of it is what makes it so tedious. Yay, we all have amazing taste - so much better than the plebes. Go, us.

I skipped after this part:

Guys, guys: Both your penises are enormous.

I think "Killing Me Softly" was about Dylan. Not sure what song, though.

I live for the day that a Hatesong subject's, "You hate it, too, right?" is answered with "FUCK NO, THIS SONG IS THE SHIT" from the interviewer, so we can have a compelling discussion in this feature instead of a bunch of "Yeah, bro"-ing.

Jen Kirkman does the best episodes of Drunk History. Her Frederick Douglass still makes me laugh every time I watch it.

Their early work was a little too "new wave" for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to…

Bryan Adams' "This Time" is secretly his best song.

I can't believe how little time this article spends on the intro, which is the biggest weapon in the song's arsenal, to my mind. I'm having a hard time recalling a more recognizable guitar riff from the era. Within the first four notes, you know the song, and by the second round, you're probably already starting to do…

I'm going to guess that's creative editing - I think the shot of Harley falling is more likely from the scene with the chemical vat we saw in the last trailer.

Thank you. I was about to respond, then saw your post, and realized you're right. Better for my blood pressure to sit this one out.

I think it's less about the fact that the character was killed and more about *how* the character was killed. I'm just getting this second-hand, as I've never watched the show, but that's what I've been told is the deal.

At first, I thought Simmons would actually be hosting the show, and was prepared to never stop throwing up. The actual news is slightly more palatable.

But that's the thing - I understand *why* a person in that situation might put that much of themselves into a fictional character. I get it. The balance of representation is so far out of whack as to not even be worth calling a balance, and that's terrible, and I agree wholeheartedly that is something everyone can and…