There's attention, and then there's people saying in a public forum that they want to rape you. If it were, like, one weirdo, I'd say, sure, there are always going to be a couple of weirdos out there. But this stuff is pervasive and really disturbing if you take a second to realize that there's an actual person…

Yeah, I was kind of hoping Daisy Ridley's character would be the Jedi-in-training this time around. Maybe there's still a chance.

When I was in college at Georgetown's School of Foreign Service, we all had to take a class called Map of the Modern World, at the culmination of which we had to take a final exam that consisted of locating and naming every country in the world and its capital and discussing its origins, colonial or otherwise. So,…

Oh, a huge second for "You Were Cool." Absolutely.

I have had few live music experiences more cathartic than the three times I've had the chance to sing, "HAIL, SATAN!" at the top of my lungs with a room full of people.

Noel Murray, I'm going to stab you in the eye with a foreign object!

1) Points for the use of "ding-dong"

Here's my question: Why do we all assume Superman is even capable of having sex with a human woman? He's an *alien*. We never see anyone naked on Krypton. For all we know, he could have a mass of tentacles down there, or a cloaca, or something.

Saw the headline, came here to defend my city, but then agreed with every point he made about NYC. Hyper-gentrification is the worst.

For me, from that movie, it's, "YES! YES! IN THE FACE!"

Ahhh, damn, I just remembered one I use even more than the ones I previously cited: The "when will then be now?" scene from Spaceballs.

Yes, but will he emit a musky scent, or something more akin to sandalwood?

I'm totally dating myself, here, but I have a clip of the Balki and Larry from Perfect Strangers doing the Dance of Joy that is my go-to response any time anyone tells me some good news about their life.

Tonally, it reminds me of the gag in Revenge of the Nerds in which Lewis essentially rapes Betty by having sex with her by pretending to be someone else, and we're supposed to think it's awesome. I kind of figured we'd moved past that kind of thing, even in R-rated teen comedies. Silly me.

Ah, one of my favorite tropes: Male abandons all survival instinct/rational thought/common sense at the merest sight of exposed breasts!

I used to be good at shooters back in the keyboard-and-mouse days - my exploits in post-work Unreal Tournament sessions were legendary. Then, console shooters took over, and I dropped off a cliff. I don't know what it is, but there's something about the whole two-sticks method of control that just does not work with…

I'm excited for this movie but, wow, do these trailers give away whole heaping buttloads of the plot.

Forget all that! When are we getting a Zorro: The Gay Blade reboot?

Saw the headline on the home page, thought he was going to be ripping on Kool Moe Dee's "Wild Wild West," and came in here prepared to spit hot fire. Alas.

Is nothing sacred?