YOU'RE A QUATABACK

You could have put just about every football movie ever made on this list.

Sharon Van Etten can float through my spacey new track any day.

Depends who you ask, I s'pose. He is in bed - figuratively and literally - with a woman who advocates for ritual human sacrifice and the burning of one's enemies at the stake.

And yet, his name is only HAFthor.

Oberyn Martell is apparently not just there to vipe your vindows.

Well, I guess it's time for me to finally learn what all this Breaking Bad hullabaloo is about. From what I understand, someone knocks, or something?

New Year's Eve: Worst holiday, or worst fuckin' holiday?

ZOMG, this. I spent most of the first movie hoping for Hiccup to have a terrible accident that would rob him of speech. Sadly, they only took his foot. Thanks for nothing, DreamWorks.

Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

Not a log! I don't have a log. I mean you know. If I had a log, not in the sense that you think I said I did.

That saved me a trip to CNDB.

"if you need anything, give me a holler. I'll be upstairs, asleep" is still one of the biggest laugh lines in the movie, for me. Just perfect delivery.

Yes! I actually use that in conversation on the regular. The difficulty comes in that people don't generally cut me off as is done in the film, leading to me just trailing off and the other person in the conversation sitting there expecting me to finish the sentence. First world problems.

A young Enrico Palazzo may have spent a lot of time freeze-framing on the "Can't see the line" scene.

He thinks that maybe next year, He'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the yak woman.

As much as I wish you were right, something tells me the core Duck Dynasty audience won't be all that put off by any of this.

The kindly farmer said no!

All the birds sing words, and the flowers bloom.

You may all look forward to my blog post, "Your Brain Will Melt When You See What Movie This Site Left Off Its Top 20 Movies of the Year List."