Jeez and crackers, but you guys are the worst.

God, Disney's The Black Hole. I loved that movie as a kid. Loved it. Then, when Netflix first appeared, I was, like, "ZOMG, let's watch Disney's The Black Hole again and reclaim our lost youth!"

I will not say that the existence of this Hatesong installment justifies, for me, the parade of assholery that has been every other entry in the series…but it's damned uncomfortably close.

This has been my second-most anticipated film of the year, right after Pacific Rim (I don't know what it says about me that the two movies I was most looking forward to in 2013 were a giant robots-vs.-monsters thing and a Coen brothers flick about New York folk musicians in the '60s, but there you go). A friend of…

Watching this, I can't help but be reminded of Milhouse's line from the "Lisa's Rival" episode of The Simpsons: "Hey, it's Bart! And he's doing stuff!"

I dig this movie for many reasons, but the biggest one is probably the scene in which Norton's character goes to his mentor, played by Milos Forman, for advice, and the latter relates a story about falling in love as a priest that couches the non-Hollywood truth that commitment - whether to another person, or to a…

I raise my howling tentacles in agreement.

I just caught their show at Terminal 5 in NYC this past weekend. It was suitably epic, although I am always a little freaked out by a show in which there's no drummer and the people on stage are primarily pushing buttons. Still, the lights were pretty amazing and they were amped to be playing in front of what they…

Haven't you heard the news?

This is what happens in Hollywood, now: Young director makes smaller-scale, visionary film, and is snapped up to helm some soulless franchise cash grab (see also Josh Trank of Chronicle, currently tied to the Fantastic Four reboot). I very much look forward to Shane Carruth's direction on the next Harry Potter movie.

4'33" by John Cage FTW.

No eyebrows, no peace.

Love that line.

"The funny thing is, I know more than my share of people who probably think Parker and Stone were serious when they wrote it."

I often find myself disliking the interviewer more than the interviewee thanks to their yes man-ism. "Oh, you're right! That song is TERRIBLE. High five!"

"Strong Enough" is the bomb.

@avclub-1eef45ef03673157e63ffab5e8c42326:disqus , you are my spirit animal.

Please dear god in heaven, by the power of the saints and all that is holy in this great, infinite universe, by the many arms of Vishnu and the mighty hammer of Thor, by Zeus's lightning bolts and the feathery hawk-head of Horus, by Satan's thorny cock, please, please, please let this not happen.

Ugh, the mutual self-fellation between this guy and Marah Eakin made me throw up in my mouth. "Well, *I* don't know anyone who owns a Lenny Kravitz record." "That's because you, LIKE ME, surround yourself with people who only like the same things we do, which means they are SMARTER AND MORE CULTURED THAN EVERYONE…

I will Kickstart the shit out of Brad Neely doing a new Wizard People, Dear Reader for this thing.