Wait, isn't he that dude who tried to sell me the murder house?

Funny stuff in The Hangover:

Re: Your first point, I think Kevin summed it up well with "You've gotta go to the boss's party, right"?

And..
why does the remote still have the AUX button?

David Sedaris mentions "Knocked Up and Gun Toting" in one of his essays. I'm going think positive and guess that that's how Pierce knows about it.

YOU STUPID BASTARD! I COULD STAB YOU IN THE EYES RIGHT NOW!

"That ugly guy in the movie reviews novelty stores in seedy strip malls, and he's famous!"

He could sell off that wardrobe of his. Or his father could say something like "If you hadn't have blown all that lottery/lawsuit/dead uncle inheritance/whatever money on clothes, you'd be able to afford that school."

Au"itch"in

Take that, you stupid squirrel!

I put the period after the quote anyway. I don't care if it's not American. The other way makes no GODDAMN SENSE.

Thanks guys! Very informative. Makes me want to read Lovecraft now….

Yes, I realize now I spelled Cthuhu wrong, but I'm still 99.9% sure I know how to pronounce it.

How do you say it?
Someone might have mentioned this last week, but isn't Cthulu usually pronounced "KaTHOOlu"? Any Lovecraft readers want to throw in here?

You're my favorite customer, McGimmick.

The ending of Contact worked for me, if only because the idea of aliens downloading your thoughts and appearing as dead loved ones terrifies me.

Famous Rabid Quaids
In More Information Than You Require John Hodgman posits the theory that Randy Quaid has had secret rabies since 1991. That would explain a lot.

Stuff from the World's Fair part that I would like to see dramatized:

Skylar- Really? I, for one, could not read enough about Blomquist's new girlfriend's workout routine. Riveting.

Yesterday, outside the library, I saw a man lift his daughter in the air and say "yoink". It made me incredibly happy.