"Let's try….'escalate access'."

"Acres around him and he blocks the drive."

I think he had something to do with the National Do Not Call Registry which was a good thing…

Daveigh Chase might be good. Or is she too old?

Kate Winslet
Is she going to insult us in French because we work for a living?

My brother's restaurant was featured on DD & D recently and my brother said the guy was nice enough.

"Once again you see there is nothing you can have that you can not not have."

I took my "Barbie and the Rockers" Barbie and chopped off her hair, stuck a pin in her nose and dressed her one of Skipper's dresses (it was when "baby doll dresses were in) to update her for the 90's. That's even cleverer.

I'm sure she was a wonderful person and I am so sorry for your loss.

He was great in All About Eve so I second that pass.

Second the love for Sammy. I really wish it had a wider audience these days.

So VHS head cleaner conjures visions from Iphigenia in Aulis (and ONLY visions from Iphigenia in Aulis, apparently)?

I liked this guy a lot, but the Megan Ganz one was pretty great. "So they're eggs………I'm still not getting this……"

craigward- It's better than "JOIN LAMROSS IN HELL"

TELL ME WHERE YOU ARE JOSH!!!!

Hey, they did three this week. Give them a break!

LOVED those things.

God how I wish this story was true..

I loved Disembodio's "Snickerdoodle" bit in 300. He's grown on me.

Wow. Didn't expect that!