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The Colonel
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The beautiful thing about the internet is it is the home to all your slash fiction fantasies.

I can't wait for the Leonard Pierce review!

My first name is "The"!

It's a unicycle not a bicycle!

this is a stretch

Felicia Day's stamp can be seen in all of those Sears Blue Crew commercials (her silhouette is the one on the right.

Some protesters aren't looking for anything logical, like a shower. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned or negotiated with. Some protesters just want to watch Radiohead for free.

"You wouldn't arrest a guy who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another." - Michael Scott

you missed the second "you" but still good.

Drowning feels like going home.

How much naked Scarlett Johansson?

What I Watched This Weekend instead of Footloose:

Maybe he meant there is an actual "Jon-a-thon" featuring famous Jon's such as Jon Voigt, Jon Stewart, Jon Bon Jovi and Jon Hamm.

well technically KoЯn

Very Funny.

Lisa needs something on her teeth but I forget what it is…

But please, NO INCEST.

Plus he may not be putting in so many hours of actual work at the office seeing as how there is a cap on commission.

Whoever the lead guy from KoRn is.

Billy! I need your help!