But you both do draw  pictures of dicks.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinions but your opinion is wrong.

How about "The Mystery Science Theatre Hour" hosted by Mike Nelson as Jack Perkins?

I always enjoyed "I Accuse My Parents". Nothing really stands out from that episode as "quotable" but it has a lot of laughs per minute.

Meeting in the Aisle
Treefingers
Hunting Bears
Planet Telex

Mark Lanegan

If you've watched enough Home Improvement you'll notice that there is a loud laugh that gets used every now and then. I swear it's Tim Allen's voice.

I'm pretty sure this was an episode of SVU.

We would always replace the "1-0-1-0-8" with "I love to masturbate"

No

Successful Seinfeld-sies!

Music made by a band as stunning as Dawes can not just be mailed out for free.

how much election Jason Sudeikis?

I can't tolerate any of this silliness!

something something SPEED RACER something something

He doesn't age because he is fueled by Rock and Roll and Rock and Roll will never die.

I did the research just like Tom Cruise did.

I'm still amazed that Donnie was great in Band of Brothers.

and a little Felicia Day on the side.

The correct AV Club response should have been Zooey Deschanel.