Fools Gold on the first Stone Roses album? Must have been on the American issue. But seriously though, what's the fuss? They were, and are, a very dull band. Go back and listen to the extended version of Fools Gold…nothing happens…FOR TEN MINUTES!

I work in Weston-Super-Mare (the toilet of Britain if ever there was one) and Portishead is just up the road. I pass signs to it every morning. It's amazing that these guys (or Geoff Barrow at least) come from somewhere that could lead you to make shit end of pier music for people who ride donkey's but instead make…

Minority Report. Yeesh. What a way to kill a film. Nice and dark throughout, it even has Tom Cruise doing weird cyber drugs. A gteat Philp K Dick short that started out as a great film. For once Spielberg was doing dark sci fi (at least that's the way I remember it, been a while though) rather than chirpy sci-fi. And…