Yeah, I was going to say, he plays a cranky washed up actor in everything

I honestly think comedians should never apologise for any joke no matter how ineffective, other celebrities sure, but fuck apologising for a joke that is usually taken out of context and was delivered for the point of amusing someone, not making some important informed statement. Comedians are not political…

'Fuck dying of accidental medical complications. Comas are for pussies'

We all know you're talking about Cougartown, you don't have to be embarrassed to admit it.

The first thing I thought about when I saw the trailer for maleficient was that episode of half in the bag. I thought it was hilarious and wanted to tell my friend who was sitting next to me then I realised he almost definitely wouldn't know what I was talking about because what felt ordinary for me was a deep and…

Maybe I'll go back and watch it then, my fond memories of Arnold Schwarzenegger could use some rebooting

Joan Rivers is dead? Must be a Louis guest star curse. If I were Marc Maron I'd be worried right now, but then I think Marc Maron is worried all the time so maybe it wouldn't register

Which Rolling Stones song did Keith Richards admit to being the exact same riff from Satisfaction with half of it reversed? Brown Sugar? It was a long time since I listened to his audiobook autobiography.

I honestly don't know. Poison? The Police?

I couldn't give a shit about the supposed argument. It's your condescending attitude which you have failed to acknowledge or drop to which I'm taking objection.

Are you jerking yourself off right now imagining that you elicited an emotional reaction from someone? Because I can assure you, your stupid vapid attempts at provocation are nothing more than a boring mild annoyance to me. Start posting again when you have something of value to add to a discussion. Until then go and…

Get over yourself

Couldn't have said it better.

Cool story bro, let's just ignore the fact that you were being a condescending douche-bag but clearly aren't smart enough and also lack the reading comprehension skills to pull it off.

I never said they don't. I don't know why you felt the need to point it out to be honest. What's your fucking point?

Interesting observation, the problem with the Daleks supposed morality was there from the beginning. The doctor was never going to convince him of the futility of hatred and wishing for the extermination of all lesser forms of life because his epiphany wasn't that life is persistent and will always win, but that…

It was a flash forward flash back kind of thing. He was thinking back to the conversation they were having and going through what he thought he should have said. Clara overheard him.

Right, wrong moment for a pun Doctor yeesh.

Seven and Ace are my favourite Doctor / Companion relationship by far in the shows entire run.

She has no memories of any of her fractured selves. Basically all Clara remembers is falling down the rift, landing at the bottom and seeing all 11 previous doctors.