I want a black beanie with a Sons logo on it for myself, yo.

To be fair, though, the darkspawn are pretty much just orcs with a different name.

The male character in Mass Effect sounds like Bill O'Reilly? I wouldn't know, cause I used the female character and spent a large part of my time just admiring her ass in the skin-tight suits.

Yes

Well, there you go. ZMF speaks and we all listen.

Oh, poor Jennifer
For a while, it seemed that Jennifer's defeatist attitude was actually just false modesty. She pulled a win a few times after saying "oh, god my dish sucks" in the interviews. Now she just seems sort of sad. My wife is a waitress, and she winced when Jennifer started spooning out the sauce at the…

The House on the Borderland
After you've read some HPL, I'd highly recommend trying to find a copy of "The House on the Borderland" by the British writer William Hope Hodgson. He actually wrote sometime before Lovecraft, but he has a very similar style, and I can pretty much guarantee you this book will freak you the…

Different weapons, for one thing. Also the original comic was in black and white, so…

First two seasons or so of Monk weren't so great, though. Show hit its stride when Natalie came along.

Enjoying it immensely
Aion strikes the right balance between old-school and new, imo. WoW revamped much of the way we thought about MMOs after the EQ years, but it's gone so far to mainstreaming the genre that it's lost a lot of what made games like EQ and UO special.

Oh, Aion has humor, and I'd say it's better than WoW's because it's more subtle and "adult". Seriously, Haris Pilton? Orcs on motorcycles? Give me a break.

I waited about a month for over 100 other people to read it. Totally worth it. I want to return it soon so somebody else can enjoy it.

Perhaps that's a correct assessment, but Ghost Town was sorta the same way, and that was an enjoyable enough way to spend two hours and a few bucks. At least it was to me.

I always thought Jax's bright white sneakers were a little bit of hip-hop for his otherwise 100% biker attire.

Other sports
They could make this the big-name, big-network sorta version of the Travel Channel show "Dhani Tackles the Globe" where Dhani Jones goes and plays various weird sports all over the world. That show is alright, and making it a little less documentary and putting Shaq in charge of it could be pretty cool.

One omission
I know this is a hipster d-bag site and all, and Sex and the City is hardly hip, but wouldn't you say that PR agent Samantha is a pretty perfect example of an ad-man in need of redemption.? All it took was cancer and some deep-dicking from a good man. (If I've learned anything from supposedly…

Benji speaks to exactly my sentiments about the film. I'm not interested in a movie that apes action thrillers to tell me a true story because I simply don't believe that a bunch of Japanese fishermen = Jerry Bruckheimer villains. There are certainly very good and valid arguments against this sort of fishing, but…

I'd say I'm at least 50% clamoring for HK write-ups.

I stand corrected. I always just heard him referred to as Bananaman, probably because he's the most prominent member.

Hitoshi Matsumoto
This movie was showing this weekend and I unfortunately missed it. Hitoshi Matsumoto is one of the best comedians in Japan, and his variety show occasionally does some very interesting and funny things, like sending this one fat, goofy comedian called Bananaman to hang out with a group of "gals" as…