I had sex with a George RR Martin look-a-like at Comic Con 2011.

Both five star films.

Doug Fister gave up a lead-off homerun today and ended up with a 1-hit complete game!

Doug Fister gave up a lead-off homerun today and ended up with a 1-hit complete game!

Hatesong was smart and funny!

I went and saw that Emily Dickinson movie today, so I am NOT in the right frame of mind for this!

Oh shit, Robert Jordan died…

Oh shit, George RR Martin died…

OOOO, I forgot one: THE RAID sucks!

WRONG! But, it isn't better than Road Warrior.

It's almost 2am here but I can't leave!

Along with at least two Police albums.

I loved the other two albums then and to this day, but for whatever reason I didn't get and finally listen to Two Hearts until a couple of years ago. Egregious!

C'mon AV CLUB Blowout partiers, we can get this to 4000!

And Cargo is just as good!

I miss your musk.

Cumberbatch is fugly!

Donald Glover has no talent in any field!

Ooo, do Lord Humongous!

WHOA, I started a flood on confessions! Just to be clear, mine wasn't an embarrassing admission - it was smug assertion. Screw LCD Soundsystem, Buffy, Community and Ethan Hawke and his stoopid French wife!