Hey everyone, I just got a message from Leonard Pierce: They changed their minds!!!

No, the 'we' means all the AV Club commenters that aren't you.

I'm so horny right now.

アーニー、なぜ？

OH WE KNOW YOU ARE JUST SITTING THERE LAUGHING AT US!

YAKETY SAX.

And then the murders began.

And when she bent over, Rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!

It seems Ernie is as punctual as he is hardworking!

It seems Ernie is as punctual as he is hardworking.

Kinja.

Quick, everyone. Favorite Tales of the Gold Monkey quote!

They're small and metal and they get everywhere.

I'll goose you, you minx.

Sorry, I meant "EMF". It's unbelievable!

I'm ZMF!

We're all getting arrested?!

It's midnight where I am, which is really ominous…

They changed their minds!!!

Ow, my balls!