Based you your inability to be funny, sound intelligent, or demonstrate the ability to come across as an adult, I would hazard a guess that you pronounce "urinal" with a long "i".

Well, I guess we might as well have an orgy.

That hasn't happened yet.

You thought wrong!

I wouldn't know. You seem to be expert on janitorial services.

Cubicles make much more than minimum wage.

George the Animal Steele was never a feminist.

It's 11pm.

- An Oasis fan.

C'mon, stop being dicks and posting new Newswires. We are trying to use the emoji thread as our goodbye party.

Walk in silence
Don't walk away, in silence
See the danger
Always danger

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Well, obviously I wouldn't know the answer to THAT question.

It's a standard McLevy article.

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No, they didn't.

You seem to be in a very small minority on this one.

Or Al Leong!

Sup, Stupe Dogg.