Anyone who uses any of those three words in casual conversation needs to be spanked.

That's how you eat shabushabu, not okonomiyaki.

Luckily I live in Osaka, which still has Tower Records stores!

Just because he can speak without sounding like an idiot, doesn't mean he is 40.

Drunkenness.

Libtards.

Just ate some today!

Bannon sort of looks like Robert the Bruce's leper dad in Braveheart.

Extracting wasps from stings in flight.

Yo, when is this coming out?

Yep. I live in Osaka and considered moving back to the States last year, but the Trump victory cemented me staying here. And now I still might die by nuclear missile because of those two crazy fucks.

Bozo the Clown. Do we really need "the Clown"? Are we going to confuse him with Bozo the Tax Attorney? Bozo the Pope?

You sound like my proctologist!

You can really only do one.

I don't even trust anyone who will answer the phone.

Vibraslap.

That one never gets old.

I am copy/pasting "big hair and a pair of leg warmers" into my Xhamster search bar as we speak.

I know what you are talking about, but I think you are conflating two matches. The first was UFC 3, when Kimo (yes, with the religious tattoos) lost to Royce Gracie in the first round, but due to the damage that the previously seemingly unbeatable Gracie took in the fight, he dropped out of the tournament before his…

As fuck.