They wouldn't let me in to see it!

I agree. But I understand why Tom is choosing it.

My favorite episode of Mad Men!

I think it is based on the action scenes being poorly staged and directed.

He looks like the one guy in the Onion man-on-the-street section.

Yeah, I can't imagine how anyone's ranking could be anything other than 1, 3, 2, 4, 5.

I think 1986 is the king, with 1982, especially for genre films.

Infuriating. He was definitely guilty.

Same with Caddyshack.

I haven't seen all of those, but dislike all the ones I have. Glad you like them, though!

His Asia run wasn't the best either!

I'll make you a list!

Absolutely. It is better than a remake of such a classic has any right to be, especially the awesome pre-credits scene.

That's a bit of a stretch.

But Dark Knight is infamous for its poor action scenes.

Yeah, Taken is not a good film, but it definitely seemed to have started a trend, so it works for this column.

I loved studying about him in 7th grade world history because his name is so cool.

2007 might have the three best movies of the decade: NCfOM is my number one, then Zodiac for second, and There Will be Blood possibly in third. One of the best years for film ever. But not for action movies, obviously.

No, the macho empty suit guy bangs the random extra blond chick.

Hey Felix Ng, I summon thee! Because I watched the new Boyka movie last week. Wasn't amazing, but still a lot of fun.