i shotgunned sons of anarchy.  but who the fuck is sam crow???

he should've played devito.

he should've played devito.

the twist is that haley joel osment plays the white whale.

the twist is that haley joel osment plays the white whale.

sweeter than bacon chil

sweeter than bacon chil

Nantucket assassins make Cape Cod assassins look like pussies.

Nantucket assassins make Cape Cod assassins look like pussies.

that's actually true.

that's actually true.

android:  call me I.S.H.M…

android:  call me I.S.H.M…

i hope obama gets re-elected just so the onion will continue to make biden jokes.  then again, how could they stop?

i hope obama gets re-elected just so the onion will continue to make biden jokes.  then again, how could they stop?

not very vice presidential biden.

not very vice presidential biden.

BELINDA CARLISLE.  (SWOON) (BONER)

BELINDA CARLISLE.  (SWOON) (BONER)

winner.