i majored in masturbation unfortunately.  oral sex came later, when i drove an old partner to ikea.

well, the sheriff of pitkin county did have a grateful dead sticker on his car.  not sure if he's still in power.  i never leave my room in the jerome where i smoke crack and count my money.

well, the sheriff of pitkin county did have a grateful dead sticker on his car.  not sure if he's still in power.  i never leave my room in the jerome where i smoke crack and count my money.

well you denigrated him, but cheers, to each his own.

well you denigrated him, but cheers, to each his own.

TOUGH ALLIANCE!!

TOUGH ALLIANCE!!

INGMAR BERGMAN!!!!!!!

INGMAR BERGMAN!!!!!!!

fuck you iTunes.  where is the damn episode?

fuck you iTunes.  where is the damn episode?

curious, why do "despise" him.  was it the dentistry fiasco?  do you dislike short people?

curious, why do "despise" him.  was it the dentistry fiasco?  do you dislike short people?

edited, because i originally typed "over the age of 80".  which is actually better.

edited, because i originally typed "over the age of 80".  which is actually better.

go to snowmass then trash.  or carbondale.

go to snowmass then trash.  or carbondale.

fuck you!!! (goes to pour his 6th bourbon before lunch, after looking for the exclamation point on the keyboard for 20 seconds)

fuck you!!! (goes to pour his 6th bourbon before lunch, after looking for the exclamation point on the keyboard for 20 seconds)

no, rambo