"If I Ever Lose My Faith in You," though, that's a good song.

I think his rationale was he didn't want his parents' funerals to become media events because he knew there would press there photographing him grieving.

I saw Sting six years ago when he was touring with a full orchestra. And they didn't even play Synchronicity II, which was just made to be played by an orchestra. Some of it was pretty cool though, and the tickets were comps so I can't really complain.

Question: do you enjoy rock music in general?

And a pretty good version of "Like a Hurricane" played completely straight. If this comedy thing doesn't work out, he can probably get a good Thursday night slot at a cover band bar.

He seemed respectful, but acknowledged it wasn't exactly his version of Christianity.

Isn't everybody an astronaut if you think about it?

No man can replace Don Knotts. No man.

"Keep our popular music clean, give all your money to Adam Levine."

No. It's stoopid arena rock (I say this as a Foo Fighters fan, but a critical one).

I once read an Internet comment from the guy whose chair was next to the chair of a guy who opened for the guy who did the sound effects in the Police Academy movies. Highlight of my life.

Explanation: Billy Corgan and Steve Malkmaus immensely hate each other. Probably for good reasons.

I think either of those bands would hate to be combined with the other.

If we pretend something doesn't happen, then it doesn't really happen, right?

I saw four of the six in the past year, and with the exception of Dylan, they were pretty good. Not worth liquidating everything you own good, but still worth the arena cheap seats.

I've heard a song off her new album (Infamous I believe is the title) and I liked it more than I'd typically acknowledge. I thought her live show was good too (a tiny club show as a non headliner playing to about thirty people who had never heard of her). Glad to hear she's making more of a name for herself.

You call that a home gym? This is a home gym.

I saw it a few weeks ago in Detroit and fuck was it great. I liked the new album more than you did apparently so I was okay with the entire things (minus arguably the weakest track) being included set. But yeah, doing most of Lust for Life and Idiot was better than I'd expected going in (whether it was an…

Well if the articles are just going to be terrible puns, I don't know what you need us commenters for.

I assume this means someone will have to explain what the Internet is to Bob Dylan.