Superior as its own state would be a pretty terrible state.

If those seven are the ones that don't include the last two, that's a good endorsement. Less so if it's another combination.

You live in "Stock Footage Exterior Shot, Maryland"?

It's not awful, but it's not particularly brilliant either. If NBC had two great sitcoms instead of the current zero, it would be good for an 8:30 "why bother changing the channel" bridge timeslot.

So, she's like all other mouthpieces?

It does have too many notes.

If it's anything like my office Christmas parties, I just end up listening as my drunk coworker shares his weird dark secrets until we start decrying the lack of attractive women in the department.

I'm a thirty year old white guy, so Morgan Freeman of course.

I don't listen to Top Forty music, but is Chris Brown still a thing? I don't know any of his music, so he's just that guy who beat up that chick singer whose music I also don't know. Somehow it's not a career ender.

This is why you never let your family have your phone number.

He was actually good in about of his time on Parenthood before they tried to give him prestige part as a fifty year old discovering he's autistic.

And I actively root against people from my home town (seriously fuck off Glenn Frey).

I can't remember the last time anything on HBO piqued my interest, but I'll give this shot. Everything I've heard makes it seem like some cliche ridden jerk to some overhyped sentimentally, but my interest in the music makes me feel like I owe it one episode.

Now do one for the Joe Perry Project album.

Eddie Vedder already did a great version of "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" (let's just pretend it wasn't for the I Am Sam soundtrack).

Any female lead in a Keanu Reeves film. Boom! Obvious joke achieved.

Hearing them before. Never said I didn't try it.

I saw their last tour with Linkin Park guy. If you're going to get a guy to do a bad Scott Weiland cartoon impression, I guess it makes sense to go with one who demands a much smaller paycheck.

They toured with that guy and then dumped him for a different guy not chosen on a game show and then retired. They're probably permanently done since one of their guitarists will never play again after slicing off a finger in a boating accident.

You take that back! This is a nostalgia act!