Ah, the opposite of Garfunkel.

It's been okay. I didn't see anything I thought was hilarious, but it's a good start that can probably grow into something.

It's a service that actively encourages people to stare down at their cellphones as they drive busy city streets. I don't think anyone is expecting brilliance here.

Uncomfortable black guy pretending to laugh will ride shotgun.

It was almost ten years ago the Buzzcocks were actually being used in real AARP advertisements. Try not to think about it.

A few months ago and in 2008. The Toadies opened and were pretty good the last time. Everclear were okay but I was never really a fan.

Yeah, "Rape Me." One of the great features because the guy had this idea it was about a response to their success but the interviewer explained it wasn't and was written and performed years earlier.

The suicide thing is unconfirmed. Inconclusive autopsy and all that.

It's come up in the comments section before as a suggestion. The closest I remember is Robin Hitchcock ending his interview about another act's song by admitting "Balloon Man" is terrible.

Am I the only one picturing Hugh Laurie in the lead role?

The name of the club is the "Crofoot Ballroom," not the "Crowfoot." Great hardwood floor that place has.

The book is going to be sixty percent bashing Bruce Thomas right?

I have so many corrections to make here but will make none.

A man who stops working at death is nothing but a quitter.

Heathcliff is moving to a nice farm upstate.

I remember looking up Roundhouse on IMDb and clicking on the casts' filmographies. Not exactly a leap to a longlasting career.

Is that the one with the wizard boy?

A twenty-nine year-old man goes to a Van Halen concert in 2015: Apparently, to both my shock and dismay, Gary Cherone has left the group to pursue other interests and has been replaced by some anonymous rambling blonde guy. Guitar sounded great. Who really likes drum solos? Eddie Van Halen's son is fat. No "Atomic…

So my next Saturday night may be suddenly free. Anybody wanna hang?

Only five years after Ozzy's solo farewell tour.