The greatest alternative is the natural placebo of refusing to believe you can get an illness (been working for me).

And all they're really doing is making diseases stronger to kill everybody. In a way they're like private schools: a good choice for an individual that's harmful for society as a whole.

Anyone who's ever met a Wal-Mart employee knows nine dollars is several times more than what they deserve.

Kevin Bacon apparently lost most of his money to Bernie Madoff. I guess what I'm saying is give this Madoff fella a break, okay?

Wasn't that intentional?

I hope Tom Zutaut finally writes a book. The struggle to get anybody to listen to Guns N' Roses is one of the great fuck offs to tasteless idiots in the record industry (and he's still proud he passed on Poison, despite their baffling success).

Where does that leave Sandinista?

Guy from shitty band makes shitty solo music. Who would've thought?

A friend met Eric Idle in some thing that was set up for him because he had brain cancer and he had some good stories about it. I haven't thought of him in years and now wonder if he's still alive. Thank you Monty Python.

I don't know that's there's a building left standing in Baltimore for them to play.

The explanation given for that was that the audience knew the routine so well they weren't laughing at this point. The dead silence and their refusal to acknowledge it makes for its own cringe comedy.

Fleetwood Mac slept with John Cleese's wife?

We've been asked for decades to accept that the Who invented punk. Ridiculous origins claims are great for fight-starting.

Well that blows.

A good choice but not an obvious one. I agree with you, people I've never heard of.

He's not outspoken about it.

I feel bad poor OJ couldn't get a date for the movie.

The best part of the revival was thinking Jane's Addiction was a legitimate headliner in 2003.

I remember a few years ago (possibly ten) when they were aiming to put legitimate veteran acts on the bill, like Billy Idol and the Buzzcocks. Damn kids today don't know what the real punk music is, man.

At this point, having heard of the Refreshments is cool enough.